Tuesday, June 7, 2011

What a Weiner


Why is this man so damn stupid. Even his name suits him-Weiner. Another U.S. Congressman is caught sexting to women. The guy sent photos of his chest; a bulge in his underwear and inappropriate messages to several women he claims he has never met and then lied about the mess when caught. He claims he never had any physical relationships with any of the women he was sexting. Well why didn't he say that in the first place. Weiner!

Weiner a democrat, represents the State of New York in the U.S. Congress. Many are calling for his resignation. Dmocrats are determined to force him out. Minority House of Representatives leader Nancy Pelosi has called for an ethics investigation into Weiner’s conduct. If all else fails, his district of Brooklyn-Queens could potentially be eliminated in the 2012 elections once redistricting boundaries are unveiled. In other words Weiner, one way or another they're gonna getcha, gonna getcha, getcha, getcha getcha. (My apologies to Blondie)

Weiner is the second congressman from New York to have been caught with his pants down and his shirt off. Remember the shirtless Republican Congressman Chris Lee?
A Picture's Worth A Resignation Psychiatrists are claiming a combination of Viagra and narcissistic tendencies are to blame for these male sexual indiscretions. Oh and the Weiner is definitely a narcissist. Sending photos of one's self to women is one thing but it wouldn't surprise me if in fact he wasn't sending these same photos to himself. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble.

Weiner is a gift to all late night comedians as well. Letterman has already aired a nightly segment he calls, "Guess what's in Weiner's underwear". Weiner is grist for the news media mill, giving the term "weiner roast" a whole new meaning. All dogs go to CNN (ie Elliot Spitzer) and Weiner has got to go.

Have no fear because guys like Weiner will rise again......with or without the help of Viagra.

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