Monday, May 2, 2011

Ding Dong


Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked, old Bin at last is dead

Ding-dong the Bin is dead
Which old Bin? The wicked Bin!
Ding-dong the wicked Bin is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked Bin is dead
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - Below - Below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong's the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Bin is dead!


(Obama)
As leader of the U.S. people
In the county of the land of US
I welcome you most regally

(Judge)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...

(Obama)
To see...

(Judge)
If he...

(Obama)
If he...

(Judge)
Is morally, ethically

Spiritually, physically

Positively, absolutely

Undeniably and reliably dead!

(Coroner)
As Coroner, I thoroughly examined him
And he's not only merely dead,
He's really most sincerely dead

(Obama)
Then this is a day of independence for all the 9/11 victims
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old Bin at last is dead!


Ding-dong the Bin is dead
Which old Bin? The wicked Bin!
Ding-dong the wicked Bin is dead

Ding Dong Bin Laden's Dead

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