So it got me thinking about other entries that we all may have missed out on had Facebook always been around. Like the following:
Dr. Seuss: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Sam I am: r u kidding me man? green eggs and ham? I'd rather eat a can of spam.
Dr. Seuss: What is this thing you'd rather eat?
Sam I am: Supposedly some kind of meat.
William Shakespeare: 2 b or not 2 b
Editor: wtf?
William Shakespeare: That is the question.
Editor: I can't sell that shit man.
William Shakspeare: Too much?
You get my drift. I am having way too much fun with this. The possibilities are endless.
Albert Einstein: Working late on my theory of relativity.
Mrs. Albert Einstein: Well the relatives are on their way over for dinner.
Albert Einstein: Sorry. Completely forgot.
Mrs. Albert Einstein: Genius my ass.
Sorry. It's late. So wanted to get to Sigmund Freud and penis envy. Next time.
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