Dallas, Texas will be hosting Superbowl XLV (45) on Sunday, Feb 6, 2011. But there is a problem and this time it’s not in Houston. Seems Dallas is unprepared for having to deal with all of the scoring that is about to take place on and off the field.
Dallas has put out (poor choice of words) an apb for 10,000 additional strippers to keep up with the potential demand during Superbowl weekend. Debbie did Dallas and now the dancers will too. Reportedly there are 60 establishments within a 30 mile radius wishing to fulfill this quota. It’s an HR nightmare! How does one interview for a stripper? Perhaps the stripper has aspirations so you could ask, “Where do you see yourself in five years assuming you survive all of the humiliation and low self esteem?” Or you could ask how they deal with difficult situations. “Have you ever fallen off the pole and if so how did you handle this?”
Ok so it’s not very funny but rather a sad commentary once again on the nature of male dominated sport. This makes the historic Superbowl Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction seem rather petty in scope. If men must take something back from the big game why does it have to be a dance or a disease? Get yourself a t-shirt and call it a day.
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