Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Don't Bug Me


I was searching for a topic to blog about and had to Google, “Blog ideas”. Nothing bugs me more than not being able to come up with an interesting topic to blog about. Which brings me to today’s blog; things that bug me. Where to begin?

Let me begin with the condescending person. The only thing worse than the condescending person is having to live with one. People with jobs do not quite understand people without jobs. So when someone with a job tells the poor sap without one just how lucky they are to have so much free time and say things like, “why not take a trip”, after just returning from one, or “oh what I wouldn’t give to be in your shoes”, would it be impolite to hit that person over the head with said shoes? And my all time favourite, “you’ll get a job.” I know eventually, qualified or not, someone will hire me. Hell, I knew absolutely nothing about raising kids yet I had four of them. And it is true what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. Did I mention I can deadlift 160 pounds?

Other things that bug me are mid-life crises, narcissistic tendencies and people who say stupid things like “I’m not the kind of person who would leave a 50 year old." Or "Is that what you're wearing?" Or "Two desserts?" Is this suppose to make someone feel better? Oh my kingdom for a people repellent.

Bad hair, bad weather and bad teenagers also bug me as do small minds, small spaces and rather large shoulder chips. I'm working on mine.

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