Yesterday I blogged about those two amazing dogs, one who could detect colon cancer and the other hearing impaired canine learning sign language. Tonight I had a jolt back into reality and have decided dogs are just plain dumb. At least bears do it in the woods. Cats use a litter box. I’m tired of having to walk by and witness this bodily function being performed on a daily basis, on the city sidewalks and pretend it is normal behaviour. God if we can teach canines to detect diseases and understand another language surly we can teach canines to empty their bowels in some form of receptacle. Let’s get the inmates working on that one.
Ever go to the movies when it’s sold out and have some idiot place his jacket on the seat next to him so you actually have to ask if the seat is taken because the guy needs a coat rack? It’s like someone sitting on a newspaper and having to ask, “Are you reading that?” Yes my ass has eyeballs.
Well anyway, movie seat scenario happened to me last night. I asked the fellow in front of me if the seat with the coat draped across it was taken. The guy said his friend was coming. The movie had already started. He was nothing but a seat stealing squatter. My movie partner had to sit in the front row seats. So I ask the idiot again and he says, “Look lady you should have gotten here sooner.” Obviously, the idiot seat stealing squatter who is now an asshole as well does not know me. So in my outside voice I replied, “You picked the wrong f...ing person to mess with.” So after I went and brought the manager into the theatre the coat was off the seat before I sat in mine. But the idiot wasn’t finished. He said to the manager, “She’s a total bitch.” Sticks and stones love.
Was I hurt? Hell no. The idiot can’t hurt me. That's what teenagers are for. But his friend never showed and his coat was removed; one small victory for this total bitch. One giant victory for total bitches everywhere.
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