There are few men who would ever say, “Not tonight honey, I have a headache”. The only way any man would say this is if he were experiencing a stroke and even then he might pull it off. There is one sad 50 year old man who routinely uses this excuse and with good reason. After ejaculating, he immediately exhibits signs of an allergic reaction and develops a host of symptoms including fever, weakness, exhaustion, loss of initiative, headache, disordered speech, irritability, forgetfulness, frightening dreams, and swollen lips and throat. And to add insult to injury the man also suffers from premature ejaculation. He and his wife plan sex for Fridays only so he has two days to recuperate before returning to work on Mondays.
Initially the doctor’s thought they may be dealing with Dhat Syndrome, a condition found in India and Sri Lanka in which men report they fear ejaculation. But a Dutch physician has detailed the sad man’s condition calling it POIS, Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome.
Doctor’s were able to relieve the sad man of his problems by hyposensitization where the allergen itself is used to treat the condition. The doctors diluted the sad man’s semen and injected it back into him. After a period of some 31 months the sad man’s symptoms became much milder and shorter in length and he no longer suffers from premature ejaculation. The sad man is now happy and we can only conclude no doubt his wife is too.
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