Friday, January 14, 2011
Bieber Falls Off The Wagon
Justin Bieber, the 16 year old teen heartthrob discovered on YouTube by Raymond Braun and then introduced to Usher, was sent to hospital last night after experiencing an allergic reaction, to what I do not know. Perhaps it was a reaction to hair straightener. Maybe he suffered from Bieber fever. He’s ok now and immediately after getting the all clear, tweeted his fans, "If you could meet anyone in the world who would it be?" Sounds to me like someone’s second guessing themselves and is in need of a hug or some stroking and reassurance that he is indeed the second coming of Christ. Hail Bieber.
Before I go any further let me state for the record I don’t get it, it being Justin Bieber. Justin is so young, (how young is he?) I thought he was headed down the same path as Lindsay Lohan with a drinking problem when I had read he fell off the wagon. Turns out, he literally fell off of a wagon. I digress.
I do like Justin’s tweet though. “If you could meet anyone in the world who would it be?” I am certain many of Justin’s fans, tweens and teens alike, would answer unanimously, Justin Bieber. Again, I don’t get it. If I could meet anyone in the world at this particular moment in my life I would have to say, sorry to disappoint you big fella, (oops) but it wouldn’t be Justin Bieber.
I would so enjoy meeting Larry David. Is that wrong? Today for instance, my son tells me he returned his damaged sweatshirt to the store. He exchanged it for the exact same item but had to pay more than the original purchase price because it was on sale when initially procured. On what planet does this make sense?
“What would Larry do?” This is the test and the “wtf” we should all be asking ourselves. That money is as good as mine. It’s the principle people. I’m right. They’re wrong. That’s the main thing.
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