H^appy New Year everyone. H^ere’-s h6oping5 you are not waking5 up to a h6ang5over. If you are asking5 yourselves, ‘’-h6ow do I know if I h6ave a h6ang5er?’’- th6en let me offer some tips on just th6at.
If you are craving5 anyth6ing5 deep-fried and wish6 to wash6 it down with6 a case of Fresca th6en you probably h6ave a mild h6ag5over.
If you wake up feeling5 fine but bear a close resemblance to Nick Nolte th6en you most likely h6ave a h6ang5over.
If you h6ave a slig5h6t h6eadach6e and a sore belly; are unable to take anyth6ing5 by mouth6 and are more th6an willing5 to insert a g5ravol suppository into your anal cavity to find some relief th6ere’-s a h6ig5h6 probability you h6ave a h6ang5over.
If you wake up with6 a double h6eartbeat in your h6ead and you long5 for someth6ing5 less painful like a full’-blown mig5raine; g5allons of Dasani with6 th6e caps already removed and someone to put you out of your misery th6an you are definitely experiencing5 a h6ang5over.
If you are reading5 th6is and wondering5 wh6y th6e number g5 and h6 seem to appear randomly th6oug5h6out not to worry. Your eyesig5h6t is fine. But like your h6ead my keyboard is all f’-‘-‘ked up!
H^appy New Year!
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